Feline Fitness Enthusiast Gifts

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'That does it. I've got to lose some weight!'

101 uses of a dead cat: weights

Cats on a Treadmill.

Cat yoga

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"So who is this First pet?"

Portrait of a Lady

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

Cat Gets Hole in One.

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"I really appreciate this."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'