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Cat Yoga.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"This never happened."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"So who is this First pet?"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Hell No Kitty

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'Let's get a kitty.'

"And here are today's categories...."

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'I hate surprises!'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

Cat being licked by plant.

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'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

The Life of Riley...

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

Why cat yoga classes don't work

"I love what you've done to the place."