Feline Fitness Fanatics Gifts

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"This never happened."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"So who is this First pet?"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"And here are today's categories...."

'Let's get a kitty.'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

The Life of Riley...

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

Cat being licked by plant.

Why cat yoga classes don't work

"I love what you've done to the place."

Can't Believe This Just Happened