Feline Fitness Enthusiasts Gifts

Puss in Bootcamp

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"This never happened."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"So who is this First pet?"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

Hell No Kitty

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Portrait of a Lady

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Let's get a kitty.'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'