Canine Fitness Aficionados Gifts

Dog Jogger

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Agility God

Collies Without Borders

Snoopy with Laptop

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Not here - home!'

Stormy weather

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Chasebook

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Watchdog on Holiday

"Gesundheit!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"You should run for president."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

When Dogs Rule