Canine Fitness Aficionados T-Shirts

Dog Jogger

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Agility God

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Not here - home!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Stormy weather

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Chasebook

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Watchdog on Holiday

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"Gesundheit!"

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"You should run for president."

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

When Dogs Rule

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Prepper Dog

Dog wiping windscreen with tail