Fitness Aficionado With Feline Challenges Mugs

And that's why we don't have a cat.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Portrait of a Lady

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Puss in Heels

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

My Bowl Is Empty.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"I really appreciate this."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."