Fit Beast Pillows

The real reason bears lose weight when they hibernate.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Keep Fit.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Weight Gain Denial

Fitness Course.

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Content Creator

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

"Steroids."