Budget Beast Pillows

Books balanced yet? Yes, except for the decimal point!

'Ted has devised a simple chart that explains why we need to quit buying so much stuff.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"I just..."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Overdraft limit.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Your tax $ at WAR.

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

'Wait a minute....!

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

Electricity Bills

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

Minnesota Deficit Next Year.

"Yes dear. But, I don't think you're actually supposed to dispose of your disposable income."