Baseline Beast Pillows

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Tourists and their Pets.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Medieval Office Supplies

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

Floating Dragon

Elephant lifts weight gains trunk muscle...

"What the hell was in that?!"

'Besides delivering never-ending eternal suffering,how do you want to be portrayed to your customers?' - Web Design.

'You know, Leon, this is much easier now that they've come out with these convenient pop-tops.'

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

"These 'off the grid' holidays are terrifying."

'Ted has devised a simple chart that explains why we need to quit buying so much stuff.'

"Whaddya mean, 'abominable?' - it came 2nd!!!"

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

Uniporn

"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."

The real reason bears lose weight when they hibernate.

Yeti hunters drag it to a barbershop.

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

"Y'know, I'm also into gene editing."

Mythology Dept.

"Oh I don't know pumpkin, it's a big commitment - you'll have to walk it, train it, feed it live flesh."

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

"So kind of him to let us have the guest ark all to ourselves."

'Tennis'