Fit Beast Mugs

The real reason bears lose weight when they hibernate.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Keep Fit.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"Mental note to self: rethink theory of survival of the fittest."

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

Content Creator

Fitness Course.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

Weight Gain Denial

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.