Beastie Buff Mugs

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Bumble Bee

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

California Beverages Map

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Body Systems

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

The Music Lover.

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Too much Inflammation

Vacant possession.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Planner at work.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Hymns - Optional Extras

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

Love, death and grammar.

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

True biblical stories.

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

Wild Window Washers

"Trevor's nose is running."

"It's what I was appointed Head Master for - to bring this place kicking and screaming into the nineteenth century."