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'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bumble Bee

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

California Beverages Map

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Body Systems

The Music Lover.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

Vacant possession.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Planner at work.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Hymns - Optional Extras

Love, death and grammar.

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

True biblical stories.

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

"Trevor's nose is running."

Wild Window Washers

"It's what I was appointed Head Master for - to bring this place kicking and screaming into the nineteenth century."

'Get Offa My Lawn!'