Fishing Enthusiast Who Loves Surprises Gifts

"It's true that the basement's flooded, but it's stocked."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fishing with God

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The Da Vinci Cod

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Heads or tails?"

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.