Fishing Enthusiast Who Loves Surprises Pillows

"It's true that the basement's flooded, but it's stocked."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fishing with God

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Touché"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"Heads or tails?"

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX