Fish Nerds Pillows

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He was a sea rescue."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

A Preschool of Fish

The Da Vinci Cod

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'Guess who netted it.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Lap fish..."