Fish Market Explorer Gifts

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

At the market

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Sole traders

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Exchange Fund

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

Stock Market Adventure

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

The possibilities of outernet sales were limitless.

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

Fishmonger runs out of 'Catch and Release' breed.

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

Freezing one's arse off at the Christmas Markets...