Fish Dabbler Gifts

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Socially distanced sledding

My first mistake.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

U R Here

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

A knitter's in and out boxes

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'

'I read Robert Gates' memoir. I wish he were still Secretary of Defense so we could cut his budget!'

Lost Property Trust - For the careless investor.

'It's just a first draft.'

Caveman Basketball

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

Genetically enhanced height

Stock Market - Ok, you've convinced me - give me one more share.

Ceramics Dept. (You Break It, You Bought It.) Book Dept. (You Speed-Read It, You bought It.)

"We know them socially - not politically."

"Lord, Satan rejected this fireman. What shall we do with him?

Badminton/Goodminton

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'

"I ordered ham, but I think the cook spammed me."