Fish Dabbler Gifts

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Socially distanced sledding

My first mistake.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

U R Here

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

A knitter's in and out boxes

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'

'I read Robert Gates' memoir. I wish he were still Secretary of Defense so we could cut his budget!'

Lost Property Trust - For the careless investor.

'It's just a first draft.'

Caveman Basketball

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

Genetically enhanced height

Stock Market - Ok, you've convinced me - give me one more share.

"We know them socially - not politically."

"Lord, Satan rejected this fireman. What shall we do with him?

Badminton/Goodminton

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'

"I ordered ham, but I think the cook spammed me."