Fish Bandit Gifts

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"FISH ON"

Hell's Anglers

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Fish with Shield

The Specimen Hunter

Mom's House O' Chili.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Plagiarism

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Another Rookie Mistake

Bart is quite at home on the range.

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Chicken Coop Coup Mastermind Captured!

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

The arrival of girl scout cookies sparks a rise in black bear activity...

The message was clear: Pay up or die. Or maybe it was: Change the water.

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'