Fiscal Juggler Gifts

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Everything's gone up."

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

Fries and kids

'The market shifted on me.'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

NHS targets.

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

'In... out... in... out... in... out... in...?!'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'The hospital needs to cut its drug budget...Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can do for the Oncology department with hot twigs and frogspawn...'

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'