Fiscal Humor Fans Pillows

'It's 10pm, do you know where your tax loopholes are?'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

Fiscal cliff

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

"It's the government, they've spent all our taxes and want to know if we can send them some more."

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

tax

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"Can you start the rain now? I just got hit with the luxury tax for this boat."

"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

'The IRS is wondering when you might get around to filing your Federal Income Tax?'

Tax relief

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

Luck of the IRS.

I.R.S. - A non-discriminatory federal agency. We Soak rich and poor alike.

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."

'You will make big bucks, then you'll give it all away to reduce your taxes.'

"Your 'businessman's lunch' was $9.95, sir, but I had to add a 'fair share' surcharge."

'It's a tax refund. There's a note attached asking us not to cash it before next week.'

The day after the meek inherit the Earth.