Fiscal Humor Fans Prints

'It's 10pm, do you know where your tax loopholes are?'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

Fiscal cliff

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

"It's the government, they've spent all our taxes and want to know if we can send them some more."

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'The IRS is wondering when you might get around to filing your Federal Income Tax?'

"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

Tax relief

tax

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

I.R.S. - A non-discriminatory federal agency. We Soak rich and poor alike.

'You will make big bucks, then you'll give it all away to reduce your taxes.'

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."

"Your 'businessman's lunch' was $9.95, sir, but I had to add a 'fair share' surcharge."

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

'It's a tax refund. There's a note attached asking us not to cash it before next week.'

The day after the meek inherit the Earth.

IRS tax forms.