First Vegetarian Thanksgiving Pillows

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Grace For Flies

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Happy Turkey Day!

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"

"I guess you weren't doing it right."

"You understand this was just business."

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

Turkey Kids.

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

Smartphone Holiday.

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'