First Vegetarian Thanksgiving Prints

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Grace For Flies

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Happy Turkey Day!

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Before and After Holiday Diet

Thanksgiving.

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"I guess you weren't doing it right."

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

Thanksgiving Turkey Weight and Fortune

"I survived this long by telling all the young toms that a farmer will bring an ax to cut the fence downed set free the first turkey he sees."

"You understand this was just business."

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

'You know why Pilgrim's pants fall down? They wear their buckles on their hats.' Where Light and Dark Meat Comes From.

Dog pointing to turkey who stole his dog cone.

'How's the chicken, dear?'

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Turkey Kids.

The first Thanksgiving. The second Thanksgiving. I think this holiday seemed more special when people didn't rush of to go stand in line for the black Friday sales.

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

Smartphone Holiday.

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."