Hosting First Thanksgiving Prints

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Answers to the Most Frequently Asked Questions About Thanksgiving

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"

Grace For Flies

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Happy Turkey Day!

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

Redneck Relative Thanksgiving

Roscoe's Great Escape

Before and After Holiday Diet

Thanksgiving.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

Turkey a la Mode

"I guess you weren't doing it right."

Thanksgiving Turkey Weight and Fortune

"You understand this was just business."

Table Discussion

The first Thanksgiving. The second Thanksgiving. I think this holiday seemed more special when people didn't rush of to go stand in line for the black Friday sales.

"Your house is smaller than I remember it."

Turkey Kids.

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

"I'm thankful for not being a turkey."

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the heat and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

Proctologists on Thanksgiving

'Want to just eliminate the hassle?'

Slow Roast Yoga

Thanksgiving Smackdown

A turkey holds up a sign reading "Repent!"

"This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey;s spine before he'll carve it."