What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.
Hosting First Thanksgiving Gifts
Hosting your first Thanksgiving is a milestone worth celebrating! Find quirky mugs, cozy pillows, and witty t-shirts that toast to new traditions and memorable moments. Our collection adds a sprinkle of humor and warmth perfect for anyone taking on the Thanksgiving hosting role for the first time.
Answers to the Most Frequently Asked Questions About Thanksgiving
"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"
Grace For Flies
"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."
"No thanks, I'm stuffed."
'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'
Happy Turkey Day!
"This might take awhile, Lord."
'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'
"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."
Redneck Relative Thanksgiving
Roscoe's Great Escape
Before and After Holiday Diet
Thanksgiving.
"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."
'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'
"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."
Turkey a la Mode
"I guess you weren't doing it right."
Thanksgiving Turkey Weight and Fortune
"You understand this was just business."
Table Discussion
The first Thanksgiving. The second Thanksgiving. I think this holiday seemed more special when people didn't rush of to go stand in line for the black Friday sales.
"Your house is smaller than I remember it."
Turkey Kids.
Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.
"I'm thankful for not being a turkey."
'For the instant mashed potatoes, the heat and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'
Proctologists on Thanksgiving
'Want to just eliminate the hassle?'
Slow Roast Yoga
Thanksgiving Smackdown
A turkey holds up a sign reading "Repent!"
"This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey;s spine before he'll carve it."
Hosting First Thanksgiving Gifts Collection
Hosting First Thanksgiving Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for first-time hosts—humorous, heartfelt, and designed to make them smile.
Hosting First Thanksgiving Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that make great gifts for Thanksgiving hosts settling in after a busy day.
Hosting First Thanksgiving Prints
Decorate their space with tasteful prints that celebrate their first Thanksgiving as a host.
Hosting First Thanksgiving T-Shirts
Check out our witty T-shirts ideal for the Thanksgiving host who’s just starting their holiday traditions.