Hosting First Thanksgiving Gifts

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Answers to the Most Frequently Asked Questions About Thanksgiving

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"

Grace For Flies

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Happy Turkey Day!

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

Roscoe's Great Escape

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

"I guess you weren't doing it right."

Turkey a la Mode

"You understand this was just business."

"Your house is smaller than I remember it."

Table Discussion

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Turkey Kids.

"I'm thankful for not being a turkey."

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the heat and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

A turkey holds up a sign reading "Repent!"

"Cuttin' out the middle man!"

Slow Roast Yoga

Thanksgiving Smackdown

'Want to just eliminate the hassle?'

Thanksgiving in Camp

"This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey;s spine before he'll carve it."