First-time Fender Bender Pillows

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Glastonbury. After.

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

Entering New York City - Check it out

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.'

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

Husband does the cooking

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

"Of course I Love You For Your Mind."

"Tourists? What makes you think we're tourists?"

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

A Wrestler Abroad

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

Fiction - Non Fiction - Too close to call.

The country-rap scene

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

'Maybe you don't even need the life jacket.'

First Time

"This wonderful starter home comes fully furnished!"

'He must be so excited - Today is his very first day at school!'