First-time Buyer Bandit Pillows

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'How much?! You can't be serious: It's a hole in a tree!'

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

Plagiarism

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"It's got a great view!"

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.'