First Text Message Pillows

'My grandma sent her first text to me. She used only vowels.'

Polly txt speak

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Oymoticons

Text Culture

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

The Modern Novel.

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

WTF?

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

7 More Dwarfs