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'Now that's an afro!'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

The Family Joules: Part 6

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Pirate eye test

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Ever Given

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

Really Early Vikings

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

The Fault of the Fowl

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Whale Watch Tours.

'Kiss me Hardy.'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

'You're talking three million, ballpark