First Sea Voyage Mugs

Not yet!

'Now that's an afro!'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Pirate eye test

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Ever Given

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

Really Early Vikings

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

The Fault of the Fowl

Whale Watch Tours.

'Kiss me Hardy.'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."