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"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I'm still pre-literate."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

A man and his dog both reading.

Monster Self-Help

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"At least she's reading."

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

Flower lamp.

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."