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Remedial class: remedial looking at pictures

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

Airport

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Set sail

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'This is George, my divorce lawyer from a previous marriage.'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

A writer goes sailing.

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

Life is change

'One of the things I want to do in life, is swim with humans!'

"It makes me feel better about myself."

"Very few leave the grove!"

Bon Voyage

'According to my horoscope one of us is going on a long journey.'

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

Axe in a tree trunk sprouting leaves.

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

'Son, before you go, always remember the joy of life is in the journey, not the destination.'

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'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'