Beginning Reading Journey Gifts

Remedial class: remedial looking at pictures

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Airport

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Set sail

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

A writer goes sailing.

'This is George, my divorce lawyer from a previous marriage.'

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

Life is change

'One of the things I want to do in life, is swim with humans!'

"It makes me feel better about myself."

"Very few leave the grove!"

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'

'According to my horoscope one of us is going on a long journey.'

'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'

Axe in a tree trunk sprouting leaves.

Bon Voyage

'Son, before you go, always remember the joy of life is in the journey, not the destination.'

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."