Going On A Journey T-Shirts

'Son, before you go, always remember the joy of life is in the journey, not the destination.'

'One of the things I want to do in life, is swim with humans!'

The experienced backpacker.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Airlines

The Lost World: You are Here

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Heading off with a packed bag

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Better times ahead.

Airport

'You've changed.'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Great, now we're lost."

Rainbow/Horizon

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Set sail

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'California: Here I come!'

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Confusing directions.