Embarking On A Long Journey T-Shirts

'I leave in three weeks.'

The experienced backpacker.

Airlines

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Better times ahead.

Airport

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Set sail

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'You are here' sign on desert island.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

'California: Here I come!'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

Confusing directions.

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Road sign 'To somewhere over the rainbow.'

'One of the things I want to do in life, is swim with humans!'

Bon Voyage

'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'

'It's our delinquent son who ran away to sea!'

"Say bye-bye."

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'

"This is your captain speaking. Thank you for flying with us, and for using your time on board to contemplate the cruel paradox of polluting the very planet that we love to travel and explore."

'According to my horoscope one of us is going on a long journey.'

'Son, before you go, always remember the joy of life is in the journey, not the destination.'

Cloud Hang