Going On A Long Trip T-Shirts

"And, while I'm away, you'll be in the good hands of my oversight committee."

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Airlines

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Motor Tourism

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Family members!