Embarking On A Trip T-Shirts

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Airport

Technological Dependence.

Be open to help.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Mass Travel

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Western Outfitters.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'Bed & Bagel'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Superman Going On Vacation.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'