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'What a shame, Madam, you'd packed it so beautifully!'

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Technological Dependence.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Be open to help.

Mass Travel

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

The Airport.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"My feet are cold."

'Bed & Bagel'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Superman Going On Vacation.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

A London gent abroad

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

A Giant at the Airport.

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."