Leaving On A Trip Mugs

'What a shame, Madam, you'd packed it so beautifully!'

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Technological Dependence.

Be open to help.

The Airport.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Mass Travel

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

A London gent abroad

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'Bed & Bagel'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"My feet are cold."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

A Giant at the Airport.

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'