First Plant Gifts

Gardener

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

"States of tofu"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Cat Nip.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

The discovery of asparagus.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Botany Baby!

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Gardening#2

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Mad about Roses!