First Piercing Experience Gifts

Ears Pierced While You Wait

'Teenagers!'

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

A Tongue Stud.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Cybervegan Caf

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea