First Piercing Gifts

'Teenagers!'

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

A Tongue Stud.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Orange navel has ring

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

'My first tattoo...'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Child cutting her brother's hair

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

Haircuts

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

Cybervegan Caf