First Piercing Gifts

Punk Reindeer

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

A Tongue Stud.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'My first tattoo...'

Orange navel has ring

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

Haircuts

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'