First Job In Corrections Gifts

"I'm the first one in my family to do time."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Pajama Day 743

Dancing Doctor

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Tic-tac-toe

Staff Yearbook

The Paper Route

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Responsibility and duties

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

Madoff and devil.

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid