First Job In Corrections Gifts

"I'm the first one in my family to do time."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Pajama Day 743

Dancing Doctor

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Tic-tac-toe

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

The Paper Route

Staff Yearbook

Responsibility and duties

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

Madoff and devil.

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

What do you think of the application so far?

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."