First Job As A Lawyer Gifts

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Dancing Doctor

Pajama Day 743

Good Luck!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

The Paper Route

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

Responsibility and duties

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'Are all of these letters of recommendation from your mother?'