First Eye Test Gifts

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Hospital Departments

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

Childrens Eye Test

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

Oculist.

Budget Opticians.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

Sight test with a violin.

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

'How aout this one? Better or worse?'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

The importance of having your Is tested.

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.