First Dance At A Wedding Pillows

Disco Dancing

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Wedding Chefs

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

"I came here because my podiatrist said he couldn't help me with my cold fee."

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

'Last seen running away from St. Paul's Church...'

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

Wedding speech.

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

Bride and groom cellists

"My first day was unusual. There was no one there to show me around so I had to just poke around and familiarise myself with the place."

Swan dish.

The Honeymoon Suite

Dancing children

"You've misunderstood me, the previous 140 characters I was referring to had noting to do with tweeting."

"Yes, I'm annoyed. This is a rehearsal, not a dress rehearsal."

Wedding Days.

'I propose a toast to the gunsmith...'

"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."

"I don't know who my audience is."

Bridegroom asks if he can ask the audience.

'School of Dancing...also specialists in embarrassing parents' wedding dances.'

A Common Interest.

Hotel Reception in a Convention Center