Wedding Night Pillows

The Honeymoon Suite

'Hey, feet off the table.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"You've misunderstood me, the previous 140 characters I was referring to had noting to do with tweeting."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Demure lady with gloves

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Lesbian civil partnership.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Life is for the birds.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You do like octopus?"

So Close..

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Sauvignon Bonk

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"You're the lid to my pot."

"You're such a good listener."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'