Wedding Night Mugs

The Honeymoon Suite

'Hey, feet off the table.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"You've misunderstood me, the previous 140 characters I was referring to had noting to do with tweeting."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Demure lady with gloves

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Lesbian civil partnership.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Life is for the birds.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

So Close..

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"You do like octopus?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're such a good listener."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"