First Dance At A Wedding Gifts

Disco Dancing

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Wedding Chefs

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"I came here because my podiatrist said he couldn't help me with my cold fee."

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

'Last seen running away from St. Paul's Church...'

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

Wedding speech.

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

Bride and groom cellists

Dancing children

Swan dish.

The Honeymoon Suite

"My first day was unusual. There was no one there to show me around so I had to just poke around and familiarise myself with the place."

"You've misunderstood me, the previous 140 characters I was referring to had noting to do with tweeting."

"Yes, I'm annoyed. This is a rehearsal, not a dress rehearsal."

Wedding Days.

'I propose a toast to the gunsmith...'

"I don't know who my audience is."

"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."

Bridegroom asks if he can ask the audience.

'School of Dancing...also specialists in embarrassing parents' wedding dances.'

A Common Interest.