Wedding Dancer Gifts

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Man showing in the rain.

Shake it all about sign on desk

A little bird told me...

Teamwork

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Children's Party

In, out, shake it all about.

Push for Disco...

Love Birds love dancing together

Moulin Rouge Security

Dance.

Zumba

Modern Kids.

Leaping

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

The New Year's Dance

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"I've seen lame mating dances before, but this one was the worst: He was trying to pick me up with Hip-Hop moves!"

You're never too old for ballet!

Danth battle?

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"Ballroom dancing helps us over our rough spots."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.